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Friday, March 20, 2020

Jokes and funny pictures that will make your day

1. I entered Bike early today and the Okada man was singing; "if I die make una no cry for me" Oga please make I come down.

I am yet to see Tiwa Savage

2 .In Nigeria, Lagos State Your Siblings Will Never Believe You're Sick Until you Remain Food For Them

3 .A man was sitting next to his landlord in church and he hasn't paid his rent, the pastor said turn around and tell your neighbor Jesus has paid my debt

He confidently turned to his landlord and said Jesus has paid my debts

The landlord with frozen face full of surprised replied "I never see the alert"

4. That moment when you and your father is arguing about football and he says Lionel Messi plays better than Christiano Ronaldo and you mistakenly replied "see this mumu oh". My brother just pack and go to the nearest orphanage.

5. The moment you pass by your village chief priest without greeting, and he said, ''Son, so you can't greet'', O boy you better start praying against dumbness.😒

6. Do you know that those people who were

sold during Slave Trade are now Black Americans enjoying United States

and Europe but my stubborn Grandfather

refused to be sold See Me nah now

am a Nigerian in Lagos State shouting up Nepa.

7. Nigeria parents be like "Simi" come and greet your uncle that just returned from United States, He travelled the day you were born. Do you still remember him"?

8. That Moment when You're Losing In A Fight And Someone Shouts "Allow Them To Fight" It's either you become JOHN CENA or Usain Bolt

9. A TEACHER'S LETTER TO A PARENT:

''Dear parent, your daughter Tacha BBNAIJA doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage her to take hee bath''

PARENT REPLIES:

''Dear teacher, Tacha is not a rose flower. Don't smell her, just teach! Thank you''

10. Indian movies are fake, I danced in the market today but no one joined me, Instead they tied me with a rope